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Lobby – Here’s where you kids will meet up when I’ve got important announcements to make! Sometime’s it’s hard to convey the correct… tone unless you’re here in person. The drama. The mortal terror. Y’know what I mean?

Dorms – Look, I put everyone’s names on their rooms! And their pictures on the doors! I bet even the green-haired dumbass could figure out which room is his!

Cafeteria – Getting hungry? Just stop by the Dreadnought’s cafeteria for your three square meals a day! All food is either fresh from our on-board hydroponic gardens or sealed by the manufacturer, and never poisoned– or your money back!

Kitchen – Not content with eating those parsnips raw? Try out our state-of-the-art kitchen, with granite counters, restaurant-grade ovens, and stainless steel knives! Lots of knives.

Pantry – Enough food here to last a decade and satisfy any craving you have! As long as those cravings are approved by the health board of Hope’s Peak Academy. So no instant coffee, sorry Tiffani!

Recreation Room – Feeling a bit stir-crazy? The rec room is the place to be! Challenge your friends to a game of pool, kick back and watch a few B-movies, try and get that old Atari up and running… or you know, kill someone and escape your starbound prison!!

Library – Things getting too noisy in the rec room? Head to the library for some old-fashioned reading by cozy firelight! Do kids even read books these days? AO3 is where it’s at! Maybe you can try getting there from the computer catalog, I’m sure Tim has an extensive rec list.

Laundry Room – Even you neckbeards have to wash your underwear at some point, right? Well, our washers and dryers are top of the line, and you won’t run out of detergent or bleach anytime soon! Even if you use it for non-laundry purposes!~

Restrooms – THIS is where you’re supposed to pee, okay? Not on the frakking couch!!