[Talk - Jurou, Ping, Tiffani]

Jurou waved at me as I sidled up to the empty buffet bar. Ping stood there, and Tiffani knelt behind her, inspecting a plate of metal in the robot’s back.

Jurou laughs.
Jurou
Howdy!
Tim smiles.
Timaeus
Oh… Howdy! Ahaha.
Ping bobs her head.
Ping
Hoowwwwdeeeee… Adding to dictionary!~

Ping emitted a little jingle, and Tiffani groaned in frustration.

Tiffani growls
Tiffani
Oh my god look what you did. She’s gonna start talking like fucking Larry the Cable Guy.
Jurou huffs.
Jurou
Wha’s yer problem? ‘S more efficient! Y’can, uh… smush words t’gether, an’ talk faster!
Tim laughs.
Timaeus
Uh, I think the word you want is… contractions?
Jurou smiles.
Jurou
Yeah that! We got loads o' contractions! ‘Ey Ping, can ya say… y’ain’t?
Tim giggles.
Timaeus
…You all are not? That is faster! Y’ain’t!
Ping smiles.
Ping
Y’ain’t… Adding to dictionary!~

Jurou burst out laughing, and I couldn’t help but giggle too. Tiffani just growled and poked away at the little control panel.

Tiffani frowns.
Tiffani
I won’t stand for this shit, I’m gonna pry open this goddamn panel and find the vocabulary editor–
Jurou laughs.
Jurou
Y’all’d’ve!
Tim cackles.
Timaeus
You all would have… Y’all’d’ve!
Ping smiles.
Ping
Y’all’d’ve… Adding to dictionary!~
Jurou thumbs his nose.
Jurou
‘Kay, whaddabout… Y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve?
Tiffani yells.
Tiffani
That cannot possibly be real oh my god shut the fuck up–
Ping poses.
Ping
Fuck… Adding to dictionary!~
Tim screams.
Timaeus
NO!!
Jurou screams.
Jurou
NOOOO!!!
Tiffani cackles.
Tiffani
Look, if she gets to say y’ain’t, she gets to say fuck, okay? It’s only fair!
Jurou yells.
Jurou
She’s a babby! Three years old!! She’s too young fer swears!!!
Ping smiles.
Ping
Fuck!

Jurou immediately clapped a hand over Ping’s mouth.

Tim sighs.
Timaeus
Tiffani, can you like… reset the dictionary or something?
Tiffani frowns.
Tiffani
That’s what I was trying to do in the first place. Ishi taught her a bunch of obnoxious bullshit already.

She glared over my shoulder at my best friend and terrible influence.

Tim yells.
Timaeus
Ishi!!! How long were you running around by yourself with your arm like that?!
Ishi sweats.
Ishi
I didn’t do nothin'! You can’t prove it!!
Ping winks.
Ping
Wassup binches?
Tim sighs heavily.
Timaeus
Just… just reset it. Please.