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Good eeevening, scrubs! Worked up a good healthy bloodlust yet? We’re not too far from a thousand followers on Tumblr, so tell your friends! Though I’m not sure why so many of them are trying to sell me “Ray-Ban? Sunglasses up to 90% OFF…”

So… whatcha think of the motive?? I know the whole secrets thing is a little cliche, but think of it as a homage! I wonder if senpai is watching?~ And don’t you think this is a neat twist on things? Everyone knows one other person’s secret…

The added incentive! The potential red herrings! And they say horror works best when you can’t see the monster, but sometimes you need a little taste to know its potential!

And how about those secrets themselves?? We all knew Tim was gonna have a boring one, but what about Vasundhara? Could that giant marshmallow exterior hide a cold-hearted bully–

–Okay, yeah, even I can’t say that with a straight face. Not yet, anyway! When the bodies start dropping, though, people change faster than you can even imagine!~

Wanna know a secret about me? I actually… don’t like the color red all that much. I know, who’d’a thunk it, looking at me! But I gotta keep up the hashtag Look… You’re not a real Ultimate Despair without the glowing red eyes and patchwork teddy bear imagery! Kekekek!

But aren’t purple and blue so much nicer to look at? Or the lovely neon pink of blood censored for the aesthetic… Mmmmm…

And it won’t be long before we’re seeing some of it! Kekekekek! MONO-9000 signing out, don’t forget to like and subscribe!~