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MONO-9000's latest YouTube upload.

MONO-9000 sparkles.
MONO-9000

Good eeevening, scrubs! Worked up a good healthy bloodlust yet? We’re not too far from a thousand followers on Tumblr, so tell your friends! Though I’m not sure why so many of them are trying to sell me “Ray-Ban? Sunglasses up to 90% OFF…”

MONO-9000 blushes.
MONO-9000

So… whatcha think of the motive?? I know the whole secrets thing is a little cliche, but think of it as a homage! I wonder if senpai is watching?~ And don’t you think this is a neat twist on things? Everyone knows one other person’s secret…

MONO-9000 speaks.
MONO-9000

The added incentive! The potential red herrings! And they say horror works best when you can’t see the monster, but sometimes you need a little taste to know its potential!

MONO-9000 beeps.
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And how about those secrets themselves?? We all knew Tim was gonna have a boring one, but what about Vasundhara? Could that giant marshmallow exterior hide a cold-hearted bully–

MONO-9000 sighs.
MONO-9000

–Okay, yeah, even I can’t say that with a straight face. Not yet, anyway! When the bodies start dropping, though, people change faster than you can even imagine!~

MONO-9000 speaks.
MONO-9000

Wanna know a secret about me? I actually… don’t like the color red all that much. I know, who’d’a thunk it, looking at me! But I gotta keep up the hashtag Look… You’re not a real Ultimate Despair without the glowing red eyes and patchwork teddy bear imagery! Kekekek!

MONO-9000 blushes.
MONO-9000

But aren’t purple and blue so much nicer to look at? Or the lovely neon pink of blood censored for the aesthetic… Mmmmm…

MONO-9000 waves.
MONO-9000

And it won’t be long before we’re seeing some of it! Kekekekek! MONO-9000 signing out, don’t forget to like and subscribe!~