[It's time for...]
Good eeeeevening, meatbags! You’ve tuned in at just the right time! Things are
starting to get interesting around here, even with this goody-two-shoes cast of characters! Kekekekekek!
And you know what
means, right? It’s time for… a new prediction poll! Who’s the dead body we’ll find in the morning? And who’s the one who killed them?
[Place your bets now!]
Whoo, I’m hyped! This is the kind of shit I live for, you know. The drama! The
Way more exciting than shitty CGI and rubber alien costumes…
…Star Wars is better anyway, especially Rogue One! The way everyone dies at the end? Classic.
Get your votes in soon, and tell your friends to catch up on the story so far… it’s the last chance you’ll get before things get
Kekekekekekekek! MONO-9000 out!