[Talk - Nikola]

Introduction card for Nikola Ragnvaldsson, the Ultimate TV Pitchman. He's a tall, stocky boy with light skin, slicked-back purple hair with sideburns, and an enormous grin. He's wearing a striped teal vest and a yellow bow-tie.

While the others still staggered about disoriented, the boy wearing a bowtie looked as if he could start bouncing off the walls at any minute.

Nikola grins.
Nikola
Hello hello hello I don’t think we’ve met yet have we?? Nikola Ragnvaldsson at your service, it’s just lovely to meet you!
Tim smiles.
Timaeus
Um, hi! Y-you look… really familiar?

Where had I seen him before? That purple hair and the huge grin… This was gonna bug me for days if I couldn’t remember.

Nikola thinks.
Nikola
Oh hmmmm where are you from then, friendo? You sound American, lemme try…

His voice snapped into perfect English, with a Midwestern U.S. accent that would’ve had me swear he was from Ohio.

Nikola puts on his TV persona.
Nikola
Hi I’m Nick Raver and I’m here to talk to you about the Miracle Meatloaf Pan, the latest and greatest kitchen essential you never knew you needed!!!
Tim yells.
Timaeus
Oh my god you’re Nick Raver!!

How did I not recognize him earlier?! His strident voice haunts me to this day, from the overly loud infomercials in between Mom’s Lifetime dramas. He was practically a celebrity!

Nikola laughs.
Nikola
Heeheehee! The network said Americans would have trouble “identifying” with my real name or something like that. Is Ragnvaldsson really that hard to say?
Tim laughs.
Timaeus
Rag-uhn-vall-dussun… Rag-in-vald-son… I– I guess so?
Tim smiles.
Timaeus
But I get plenty of alternative pronunciations too, ahaha. My name’s Timaeus…
Nikola thinks.
Nikola
Timaeus, Timaeus… Timaeus! Like a studious Greek scholar, or a noble Roman emperor…
Tim thinks.
Timaeus
Actually, it’s–
Nikola laughs.
Nikola
So fun to say!! Timaeus!!!
Tim laughs nervously.
Timaeus
…Are you okay?
Nikola snaps.
Nikola
Yes I’m totally fine why do you ask?!

His outburst startled me a little, and he wheezed in a breath. If he was talking at a million miles an hour before, it was two million miles an hour now.

Nikola tries to hold it together.
Nikola
Okay okay okay so maybe we’re trapped in this lump of metal by who knows what and I babble when I’m nervous and I’m absolutely freaking terrified but you know what?? I’m not gonna let it get me down!!!
Tim looks worried.
Timaeus
…It’s okay to be scared, you know.
Nikola laughs.
Nikola
I know! But being scared doesn’t do any good either! You gotta accept the situation and keep going!! Que sera sera and all that!
Tim smiles.
Timaeus
…Well, whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Now that I knew the overwhelming cheerfulness was a coping mechanism, it was a little… less weird, I guess. I told him I was going to talk to the others, and he bobbed his head brightly.

Nikola grins.
Nikola
Alright of course but it was really so nice to meet you I hope we’ll get to know each other better! Don’t be a stranger, Tim– uh, Timaeus! Can I call you Tim? It sounds cute. Tim! And you can call me Nik!
Tim laughs.
Timaeus
Y-yeah, um, sure! It’s nice to meet you too, Nik… See ya?

It felt a bit weird to stifle a giggle in a situation this dire– his laughter was just that infectious. But he was right, in a way. All we could do was keep moving forward, and it wouldn’t hurt to smile if we could.

…Ishi elbowed me and whispered conspiratorially. How long had she been there?

Ishi smirks.
Ishi
Dude he is totally into you, want me to set ‘cha up–
Tim panics.
Timaeus
Ishi oh my god what if he hears you???