[It's time for...]

What’s up gamers, MONO-9000 here! Coming to you live from the scene of the Killing School Orbit…

…or at least that’s what it would be if these dumbasses would start killing each other already! This lovey-dovey “social interaction” bullshit is boring! But apparently you guys are eating it up…

Hmmm. It feels like I’ve said all this before, doesn’t it? Talk about déjà vu! But the subscriber count keeps going up, so I guess I’m not complaining!

So? What do you think? You’ve met all the participants, you know the rules of the game slash experiment… It’s never too early to get started with some prediction polls! After all, what’s the point of a game if you don’t have your life’s savings riding on the outcome?!

[Place your bets now!] I’ll even let you vote if you’re from a mysterious alternate timeline where you know who’s going to die… Just don’t tell anyone, that would be cheating!~

Don’t forget to like and subscribe if you’re enjoying this intergalactic soon-to-be massacre! I promise things will get more exciting soon, just gotta give those kids some motivation… Kekekekekek!! MONO-9000 signing out!