[It's time for...]

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MONO-9000 waves.
MONO-9000

Good evening, smegheads! Or whatever time it is on your disaster of a planet! Thanks to everyone who’s participated in the viewer poll so far, especially those who took the time to fill out the feedback section…

MONO-9000 yells.
MONO-9000

…Not! The nerve of you people! You come into my house, typing into my Google form, calling me a "binch" and "bastard" and asking me to “not kill anybody!!!” You ungrateful hooligans! And what the hell is a "pogger?!"

MONO-9000 looks annoyed.
MONO-9000

Do you have any idea how much work went into setting this up? Into building this space station, with your puny human technology?! Just think about the billions of dollars spent, how many tons of rare metals had to be mined out of your planet…

MONO-9000 speaks.
MONO-9000

Or the hordes of underpaid workers who had to machine all the parts in sweatshops, and load all the parts into boxes, and drive them to the spaceport, and take the parts out of the boxes, and put them on the spaceship, and… or do you think they assembled the parts before they launched them into space…

MONO-9000 giggles.
MONO-9000

…Hell if I know, I just completely bullshitted the last two paragraphs! But you humans have more pressing concerns than the logistics of building a space station, anyway– why do you think those kids are up there in the first place?~

MONO-9000 waves.
MONO-9000

Kekekekekek! Don’t forget to like and subscribe to catch the latest updates on the impending chaos! MONO-9000 signing out!

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